Gloria is the type of person who will greet every interviewee with
effervescent delight even immediately after having a wisdom tooth
The job Gloria is recruiting for is the best job on earth and
you are the best candidate to do it, no doubt! But watch out, Gloria is
a sea-nymph. She would rather beguile you into a job you'll end up
hating than tell you up front, "It is what it is."